Fortunately, Unfortunately

Remember that book from when you were a kid? If it was written about my life today, it would go something like this...

Fortunately, I've been doing a lot of walking lately.

Unfortunately, it's because my tires were stolen.

Fortunately, tomorrow is pay day.

Unfortunately, all of that money will go to my first mortgage payment.

Fortunately, I picked out the couches for my living room.

Unfortunately, since I had them customized, they may take up to 8 weeks to be delivered and thus I have to watch tv either standing or sitting on the floor.

You get the idea.